Snowman vs Sandman

It doesn't suck when your job requires travel to the Caribbean during winter - especially when you live in Chicago. For comparison purposes:

• Average temperature Chicago vs Virgin Islands: 29 degrees/84 degrees
• Average water temp: 42 degrees/79 degrees
• Average rum shot price: $3/1

But when it comes to Chicago snowman vs VI sandman in an alley fight, I'll take  Chicago.